optorectalitis

A condition such that one’s head is so far up their own posterior that all they see, hear, say, or contemplate is filtered through their own fecal prism.

When congress meets, their collective cases of optorectalitis combine to form a super-massive brown hole that sucks in our money and our rights.

by charcosa January 27, 2013

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Optorectomy

This is a surgical procedure to remove the nerve that runs between the eyeball and the asshole, with a desired result of improving the shitty outlook of the patient

Jane was a real "Debby Downer" until she had an Optorectomy last week and now she's a regular Pollyanna.

by sadie wordatopia March 8, 2010

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Orford is the roughest place to live in warrington. It has unbelievably high crime rates and is infested with chavs. You can never feel safe in orford because there are too many dodgy people around, and the houses there are like sheds, proper council houses every corner you turn you will most likely see a drug deal or stabbing. Gun violence is high, and alot of illegal activity occurs. Contrasts to places such as sankey and penketh.

You’ll get shanked in orford, be careful.
Sankey is a lot safer and posher than orford.

by anonymous1234._ July 19, 2018

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