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Obstacle Illusion

You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.
"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"
by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011
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Bobstacle

is a cross between bob and Testical, a name often given to one that has amazing super powers, and is mainly given to those special people who go by the wonderful name, Luciano!!!
"hey, Luciano... you're such a bobstacle"
by luigiano October 4, 2011
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Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.
by Andy K April 5, 2004
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Obstacle illusion

A term used to rationalize tripping over something not visible to the eye.
After I tripped on the rug, I looked to see if there was anything there, and when there wasn't, I realized I had tripped over an obstacle illusion!
by Snovas February 19, 2009
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relationship obstacles

getting over any problems , such as past girlfriends , age difference , for a couple to be able to get over
relationship obstacles , could be a major {pain} in the {ass} for 2 peeps who are really into each other cause they both know a lot of the same peeps .
by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017
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Obstables

When you get in your own way because you've become overly comfortable the way you are.
Tried to sign up for those classes, but obstables prevented that.
by KarmaGuru March 23, 2010
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obsticle

Put intentionally obstacles to women progress, using your testicles as main argument.
Baby, you wont be promoted until you get rid of this obsticle
glass ceiling balls male
by work2survive August 7, 2016
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