Legitimate One-Upper

Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.

Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..

Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...

Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...

by KtotheQ May 23, 2010

Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet

I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise

by gdollar January 3, 2004

one-upped

What has happened to a person when they have been outdone by another

Person A: "I just got a 93% on my history test!"
Person B: "I got a 98%."
Person A: "Ok, you one-upped me there."

by Prox March 19, 2005

One Uper

A friend, relative, or associate, that always has a better story than yours. This person will lie about almost every detail of his story just to be a little bit better than you. Traits are lonely adolescences with absolutely no friends, and a lot of cats.

Me: Dude, I hit a birdie on that last par 5"
One Uper: Well, I just happen to get an eagle on that hole.

Me: I won the lottery this weekend.
One Uper: I've won it twice.
Me: How is that possible, duche?

by I_TOUCH_MYSELF August 29, 2009

One Uper

A person who always has a better story then the one just told

I said I'd seen the band twice, but my friend the one uper, said he'd seen them four times

by The 2112 Hollilama November 10, 2018

one-upped

Exaggeration of completely made of story of one person to get attention or steal the others thunder. Usually done by a competitive person

Person 1: She just one-upped me
Person 2: Yeah, she just wants attention.

by nbunch81 June 13, 2016

One upped

When a person has been playing video games constantly for more than five hours and seems to be in a state of intoxication.

"Dude, I got one upped on Counter-Strike last night."
"You need therapy."

by XeroHedgehog June 3, 2004