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One Inch Punch

Ignore the Bruce Lee fanboy JediAndi. He's only correct about one thing: the one inch punch is a punch from 1 inch away, and it's devastating.

Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.

Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.
Guy 1: WHOA DUDE DID YOU SEE BRUCE LEE DO THAT 1 INCH PUNCH!!111!! HE SENT THE GUY FLYING!

Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.
by Wing Chun guy July 11, 2003
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One Inch Conductor

Someone with a one inch penis who likes to smoke amps and conduct electricity by touching metal with metal.
Josh who is known as being the one inch conductor touched the battery with a screw driver and smoked my amp in my car. I am very pissed off at him still to this day.
by Rob aka Rob Banks November 5, 2006
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One inch pinch

A pinch were you pinch one inch of thier skin
I am going to one inch pinch you if you dont be quiet now
by Holmie G November 17, 2014
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One Inch Punch

The amazing action of someone with a one incher shoving their penis in a tight pussy very fast
My boyfriend gave me the best One Inch Punch Ever!!!
by NudeLadySexyBeast January 21, 2018
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one inch demon

A confident little penis that can please a partner all night long
"his one inch demon wouldn't stop, not even at 10 am!"
by Ariegl July 16, 2018
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one inch wonder

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.
When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
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One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
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