brain

v.
to strike someone in the head with an object.

"we were doing okay until the QB brained me with the football"

by Conejo June 12, 2005

Brain

The next generation of the blowjob...which became "Suck my Dick," then "Give me head," and finally morphed into "Give me Brain".......because, as we all know, brain is better than head. Think about it.

You might have to take a good looking woman out to a nice dinner in order to get head...... but all you have to do in order to get dope brain is get her to sit in the passenger seat of your shitty ride, flex the stereo, lite up a cigarette or a blunt and help her along with your hand on the back of her head.

by kenjmack March 04, 2007

brain

food for zombies who are hungry

The innocent girl's brain became food for the zombie

by Toki + Hizo May 25, 2007

the brains

Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.

Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."

by Jiub June 02, 2006

brain

the newest "form" as of 06' to define giving head (blowjob)

"you know you give good brain, like you graduated from a good school"

by pmiller January 15, 2007

Brain

What a lot of people don't use.

In order to survive, one must use his brain.

by MetagrossX March 22, 2013

brain

Word used by fat, stupid, lazy males to refer to oral sex. Since these men are not accustomed to using their brains and are entirely unfamiliar with this organ, they move this function to other parts of their body. This not only kills the reliance on the brain, but allows the man to continue killing this organ with beer, fatty foods and a lazy attitude.

"Good thing all this beer, burgers and sitting around all day watching football isn't harming my brain, since brain means blowjob!"

by osibisa November 01, 2007