I'm On One 

Living life to the fullest, and not giving a shit what anyone thinks about how you do it. Even if that means spending all your money on the moments you remember of it.

Example 1
DJ Khaled feat Drake, Rick Ross and Lil wayne

"All I care about is money and the city that i'm from, Imma sip it till I feel it, smoke it 'til it's done.
And I don’t really give a f-ck, and my excuse is that I’m young, And I’m only getting older so somebody shoulda told ya I'M ON ONE"

Example 2
"Yo dog, that girl with you is hot as hell"

"Hell yes bro, I'm on one"

Example 3
theres a few planets made of awesomeness and hot sluts and money...and I'm on one.

I'm On One by germ_53 September 25, 2011

I'm on one 

Same as saying "I'm on a roll". The saying means you’re doing well, you are successful or you are excelling at a task/job/life.

wow you got three promotions in one year!" "yea, I'm on one.

I'm on one by twooni August 15, 2011

jump on one's bones

To have sex with someone.

A: Kate is really nice to me lately.

B: Yeah, because she wants to jump on your bones. (jump on one's bones)

jump on one's bones by Birdy Ben November 18, 2014

you on one 

Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up

Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says

Example 1:

Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"

example 2:

Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"

you on one by JessRex August 9, 2017

Five on one 

A term for masterbation. As in you are playing five against one.

Where is Johnnie?

He is watching some midget porn and playing five on one.

Five on one by Nick Franocne September 13, 2006

butt on (one's) shoulders 

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"

"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…

butt on (one's) shoulders by TIC Redux May 8, 2005

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019