Tom

Doppelgänger of the grinch who sticks his stinky in a lot of pinkies. He sucks at fifa.

‘Oh dear, im glad im not as Tom as you’.

by Parzival10 December 24, 2021

Tomming

Someone who is always on their phone even if they are with their friends.

Guy 1: Dude stop tomming
Guy 2: I can't!

by WrathOfVishnu October 05, 2014

Tommed

Often used as a term in a fantasy sports draft chat. Refers to drafting a player that is already injured.

*The Tominators has picked Joe Nathan (already injured)*

Other Player: He totally Tommed that one

by definately not ryan April 16, 2014

Tom

The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.

Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.

by terriyaki July 15, 2006

tom tom

noun: refering to ones vagina or bajingo

I was totally wasted last night and I woke up to a dwarf pounding my tom tom.

by samtheman138 September 18, 2008

Tom

An amazing boyfriend who loves you and cares for you. He often plays video games and he has brown hair.

Someone like him is hard to find but once you fall in love u never want to leave him. His birthday is usually in the winter and he has brown hair.

That boy is such a Tom
I know
Ninja has ligma

by Sarah Knight xx 102 February 06, 2019

Tom

The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"

by Tom Knapp June 10, 2006