one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. 

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.

Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023

A Man On The Inside 

A Phrase Used To Express That AnInformer Is Giving Up Privy Information.

Detective: At Exactly 3 P.M. I Want Everyone At That Warehouse.We're Gonna Catch Them With That Shipment For Sure.

Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?

Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.

A Man On The Inside by DGringo October 1, 2009

A little yeasty on the peckeroo 

A yeast infection on your penis. A term coined by Adam Carolla on the Loveline radio show.

Brian: Oh man, I got a yeast infection from some cunt.
Steve: Got a little yeasty on the peckeroo, bro?

A little yeasty on the peckeroo by Vodka23 October 16, 2008

A 0 on the Richter Scale 

Something that's so easy, that it doesn't require any effort or talent.

TMossBoss's content is a 0 on the Richter Scale, proving that TMossBoss is a very lazy YouTuber.

A 0 on the Richter Scale by Herobrine Richter March 12, 2019

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof.

This phrase means,"don't make trouble". Nothing good can come from a bunny being on the roof.

For Example,

"Hannah! Why would punch Anya??
Yeah Hannah, "Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof."

Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof. by kisses<3 January 25, 2013