mumps

a disease that ridley high school carries around, very deadly to social society

bella: i’ve got the mumps
ava: that’s what you get for hanging out with ridley kids

by aaroy October 22, 2019

mump

Someone that acts cool and then proceeds to fuck your mother and make you breakfast

Did you see Denise with that mump last night?

by daddystephens February 05, 2022

Mump

Mega lump

Rohan is such a Mump!

by Mumperoni August 24, 2022

fokin ass mump

someone who is gay and has a mumpy ass, they are typically also stupid and suck phat balls. And the balls that they suck are abnormally large. And they stick thier own pps in thier own mumpy asses. and call there butts bussies.

hooked up with austin last night.. turns out hes a fokin ass mump.

by ilickballs March 19, 2023

Portuguese Mumps

The large swollen appearance of a man's throat when deepthroating a large, uncut, Portuguese dick.

"It was so big I had to take a selfie while blowing him cuz I had these huge Portuguese Mumps."

by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014

Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 21, 2024

Mumped

When you lose your job because of DOGE. It is a decision made by Musk and Trump (Mump) that ends in a negative consequence. Typically these decisions are made without much research or concern for the impact to Americans.

I worked for a Christian NGO and was recently part of a major workforce reduction due to the Executive Order cutting foreign aid through USAID... I got mumped along with 100 of my colleagues who all were called to help the most vulnerable around the world.

by NALD25 May 06, 2025