the 7 words u cant say on T.V.

shit,piss,fuck,cunt,cocksucker,mother fucker,tits.

the 7 words u cant say on T.V. is shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

by tizzle p October 20, 2008

Don't piss on the dance floor

A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)

*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.

by hi8877875 February 5, 2019

Y'on't

Hick for "you want". Most southern men use this.

"Ey buddy y'on't to bring me a beer?"
"Sure thang!"

by MSF. January 6, 2020

don't pee on the floor use the commodore

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

Don’t fuck me on this

A more aggressive way to say “don’t mess up,” and “don’t fuck me over.” It’s usually used as a way to convince someone to take part in something they don’t want to. It often repeated twice when said, just to really drive home that the person should not fuck them on this.

Dereck: I don’t think this is a good idea.
Stephen: Listen man, don’t fuck me on this. Do not fuck me on this.

by Lattesuprema November 16, 2020

V on T

V on T, is short for Vegemite on Toast.

'I feel like some v on t'
'It's V on T time!'

by ferrisbuellerismyhero April 22, 2006

Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.

Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."

by anonymous April 27, 2022