Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.

Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.

by JP June 27, 2004

Olsen Twins

the hottest bitches I wish i fucked. If u dont like 1 u can like the other...cuz theres two.

i dont care how many bad movies they have made i wanna suck on their nipples

by j dog June 7, 2004

Olsen Twins

very cool twins who are very funny, polite, mature, professional and have the best clothes out of any girl on the planet. they both have their own sense of style and at least don't rip off other celebrities, instead other celebs rip off them. they're very smart, and are nice. they're also very good-looking and have a healthy body image. they're very cute and stylish. and yes they have fashion sense, believe it or not

you: OMG OMG I'VE FINALLY MET YOU GUYS THE OLSEN TWINS!!!!
mary-kate and ashley: shut up.
you: why?
mka: because you're an idiot.

girl: hi, can i have a cigarette?
mary-kate: nope. go away.

guy: OMG OMG OMG ASHLEY OLSEN YOU'RE UBER HOTTTT!!!!!!!
ashley: ...okay...so... you like.. stuff?

by Honeyyyyyyyyyy January 3, 2007

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003