Old Man Leather

When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.

"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?

"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"

by Shady Dip March 8, 2008

Old man short dick disease

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

OldNan

The best player on Australian Minecraft servers. He has the best cps clocking in at 40 000.

Oh my god that was such an OldNan move

by Sharpner // 2pe February 23, 2020

your local old man

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

by Limblessless January 17, 2009

Old Man Strong

Relating to the inexplicable dieselness of of older men. This is usually on display in the gym when the burly gentleman in his 60s walks over to the flat bench, throws three 45 lbs. plates on each side (315 lbs. to those who can't add that fast), and proceeds to bang out 5 sets of 12 reps each with no warm-up. Other examples of this phenomenon are the inability to beat an old guy (particularly a father type) in a fair type regardless of your size compared to his and the seeming ability of old ass men to pick up and carry three times their weight.

Mitch's grandpa was in the gym today throwing up 420. Isn't dude like 70?

It's old man strong, kid.

by Jitty015 July 24, 2006

old man

n, 1) Father.
2) husband, boyfriend, or lover.

her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight

by herbie August 25, 2004