Oklahoma

A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.

Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.

by Phaenixdrools January 9, 2007

Oklahoma

Manliest state in the Country. Where men head-butt bison, punch deer in the face, and fight off tornadoes with their gargantuan dicks.

Man, did you see that Oklahoman punch that white-tail in the face? Epic.

by Jsteezy1129 May 1, 2010

Oklahoma

1) A US State
2) A Musical by Rogers and Hammerstein that was later turned into a movie.

1) I have never visited Oklahoma but I want to.
2) I watched "Oklahoma" last night.

by anonymous = secret name November 2, 2010

Oklahoma

Texas’s hat

“We are proud to be Texas’s hat”
-Oklahomans

by LeonSRC July 18, 2020

Oklahoma

A fake place in the central united states above Texas. Many oblivious citizens believe there is a full state there, when in reality it is one of the openings to Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅.

Guy one: Hey have you ever been to Oklahoma?
Guy two: You that's not real right? Its just Ţ̵̌̆̇ͩ̽͗̈̈́ͫ̓̓̒ͩ̊̅̀̕͝҉̳̖̟̖͙͇̜̖Ḫ̵̢̨̯͚̤̙͕̞̰̅ͮ̌́̿̆ͧ̆́Eͮͩͧ̌̅̇ͨ͢͠ ̣͍̰͙̮͜ ̶̙͉̤̻̒̍̍̆́̋ͧ͊͆͗̔̐́ͮ̂̓͘V̴̶̧̧̟̪͚̙̳̳͈̤͈͓͕̟̎͒̇̃̋́́̽̄͂ͨͣ͛͐̌̿ͩ̊͒O̴̶̬̦̪̗̘̰̩̱͍̭̖̾͂ͣͬ͆̚Iͥ̆̍͐̌́͛͂̉̃́͛ͧ̑͛̽̀ ҉̠̟̞̺̰̳̖̭̲D̴̞̰̯͓̲̣͉͚̜̪͚̘̖͎ͩ̿̅

by GAMERCHAD February 8, 2019

Oklahoma

Oklahoma is a state that at first seems like a nice, friendly place. Then soon you realize that it is pretty nice, as long as you aren't black, gay, jewish, muslim, or a democrat.

I don't wanna drive through Oklahoma, I'm scared of rednecks.

by CGPinFL June 11, 2009

Oklahoma

I am a Texan by birth but am living in Oklahoma temporarlily. Tulsa is much prettier than any big texas city, and the poverty rate in Oklahoma is not nearly as bad as Texas' (last I heard Texas has the worst poverty and pollution in the nation). Texans tend to have very backwards political views, even in "progressive" Austin. "Liberal" in Texas means you don't agree with the execution of mentally retarded people, oppose anti-sodomy laws, and don't think people should be allowed to carry around fully auto machine guns. The only substantive difference between OK and TX is that TX has about 28 million people, and Oklahoma little over 3 million.

Prettier than Texas for the most part, much more mountainous on average. Nicer lakes. More of a "western", forward-looking political spirit than the arrogant, backwards political paradigm in Texas.

by radioboi August 5, 2004