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Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night
by sniquemazter November 22, 2016
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oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Guess the Orifice

A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.
Trust your senses and let's play Guess the Orifice! Chief why don't you get us started!!
by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011
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Orifice Puckering Compound

Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.
I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!
by MayorPogo May 13, 2010
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fundamental orifice

A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud
I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!
by Mark November 24, 2003
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ogrish

When youre a ogre but only kinda
Person1 "You're really ogrish"
Person2 "Thanks!"
by Tentacle-Raper November 12, 2019
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an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.
"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"
by Alex January 22, 2004
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