Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

Offline Spammer

Someone that bombards you via the internet while you're not there, thus becoming a chore to reply to.

Back. YOU'RE SUCH AN OFFLINE SPAMMER!

by Shortforagirraffe November 2, 2010

OfflineTV

A group of YouTubers living in the same house making content for YouTube. Here is a list of the people in OfflineTV.

Lilypichu- Lily Ki
Disguised Toast- Jeremy Wang
Michael Reeves

Scarra- William Jimmy Yee
Pokimane- Imane Anys

Yvonnie- Yvonne Ng

Have you seen the OfflineTV video about slime.
Yeah, it was disgusting. The slime was chunky.

by EpicLLama April 27, 2021

offliners

people who watch streams when the streamer isn't live

hey did you watch the karl jacobs stream last night?
no, i was going to watch the vid today, couldn't catch the stream
god, you're one of those offliners

by ichor_ March 11, 2021

Offline boyfriend

Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online

Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet

We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era

by Bunny83 August 21, 2021

Going Offline

Someone who stops whatever online activity their to go and masturbate

Person 1: "It's getting late, I'm going offline now"
Person 2: "Have fun"

by Thick_Boy August 27, 2022

chronically offline

my father

Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."

by goldengrahms August 20, 2022