offensive driving 

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.

NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!

offensive driving by Tmaas June 6, 2018

Offensive joke 

What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.

1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?

Offensive joke by Eliorb July 1, 2020

Offensive Joke 

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.

Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark

Offensive Joke by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

offensive memes 

another word for pornography

I like offensive memes

offensive memes by spaceistasty July 1, 2017

Offensive Board 

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

Offensive Board by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010

offensive monkey 

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

offensive monkey by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Offensive Screen looker 

Or more commonly, Screen looker.

When a person looks on your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer and deliberately kills you.

I was hiding in the perfect spot... But he's an Offensive Screen looker so found me and killed me!

Offensive Screen looker by CH4OS October 5, 2011