no offence

a phrase used to imply you are about to offend someone

"No offence but your dress looks shit."

by c.a.l.m.down.larry November 2, 2015

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....

by Skryko December 14, 2019

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah well "No offense" but, this is why your mom doesn't love you...

by Skryko December 9, 2019

Offencive

As opposed "Offensive" which is the correct spelling, often spelled wrong by the same people who 'a' as "uh".

It's offencive to me that someone fucks up the spelling of "Offensive". It's not 'offencive'.

by CodenameMars June 20, 2022