a large vampire who sometimes hibernates for 7 years at a time.when awake likes to water ski and count the loaves of bread on the shelves at grocery stores.although called a vampire, he does not like blood.it in fact makes him quite angry and he may go on sudden rampages.if the oese smells blood u must get a bag of green gummy bears to calm him down right away.he likes to eat apples but only if they have seven seeds in the center.if not he dumps the apples in the local landfill for his fellow rodent friends.
by Alyssa Oese June 20, 2008
Get the oesemug. A term used in Warcraft II: Battle Net edition by
-DiamondBolt
-Zeldaroolz
-CrimsonShadows
Literally meaning
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.
-DiamondBolt
-Zeldaroolz
-CrimsonShadows
Literally meaning
"Good luck, have fun, don't die, kick ass, ha ha, just kidding. Go die, or else I will kick your mother fucking ass you jackass shitfaced cocklicking dicksucker. Just kidding! Or am I? No I am not kidding. Ha ha, have fun, bad luck."
It is only succesfully typed within the alotted 5 seconds approxamitely 33% of the time.
noob1: start
noob2: go
noob1: fucking start
leader: O-FUCKING-KAY
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
noob3: wot
noob1: wtf
noob2: go
noob1: fucking start
leader: O-FUCKING-KAY
CrimsonShadows: gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf bl
noob3: wot
noob1: wtf
by Niggadicks July 6, 2006
Get the gl hf dd ka hh jk gd oe iw ky mf ay ja sf cl ds jk oa in ia nk hh hf blmug. by lvaraj the matcha drinker July 13, 2025
Get the oesmug. 
OES, or Offensive Efficiency Score, is a complex metric that is used to assess a basketball player's performance on the offensive end of the court. It considers several factors, including points scored, assists, rebounds, free throws made, missed field goals, turnovers, and personal fouls, among others.
To calculate OES, each of these statistics is assigned a weight based on its relative importance, and a weighted sum is then computed. This results in a single score that represents a player's offensive efficiency.
OES is a more comprehensive measure of offensive performance than traditional metrics like points per game or field goal percentage because it takes into account a wide range of factors. For example, OES considers shooting efficiency, playmaking ability, usage rate, and situational performance, providing a more nuanced assessment of a player's skillset and impact.
It is worth noting that OES can be customized based on the specific goals of the analysis. Different analysts or teams may prioritize different aspects of offensive performance, leading to different versions of OES or similar metrics.
Overall, OES is a powerful tool for evaluating a basketball player's offensive efficiency and contributions. By incorporating a wide range of statistics and factors, it provides a more comprehensive and nuanced picture of a player's impact on the court.
To calculate OES, each of these statistics is assigned a weight based on its relative importance, and a weighted sum is then computed. This results in a single score that represents a player's offensive efficiency.
OES is a more comprehensive measure of offensive performance than traditional metrics like points per game or field goal percentage because it takes into account a wide range of factors. For example, OES considers shooting efficiency, playmaking ability, usage rate, and situational performance, providing a more nuanced assessment of a player's skillset and impact.
It is worth noting that OES can be customized based on the specific goals of the analysis. Different analysts or teams may prioritize different aspects of offensive performance, leading to different versions of OES or similar metrics.
Overall, OES is a powerful tool for evaluating a basketball player's offensive efficiency and contributions. By incorporating a wide range of statistics and factors, it provides a more comprehensive and nuanced picture of a player's impact on the court.
by AustinReaves May 1, 2023
Get the OES (Offensive Efficiency Score)mug. by the last slimeto April 23, 2023
Get the oemug. by COOON_boy June 17, 2021
Get the oemug.