onseminate

To spray semen upon someone, thus avoiding insemination

Dude 1: How will you defeat the bear?
Dude 2: I will onseminate him, and he shall be ashamed.

by kelliq January 12, 2010

resolve oneself

To be past the anger, frustration, and emotional exhaustion of someone you care about that continually puts you in a negative state or feels entitled to your property. At this stage you no longer put up with it and have come to terms with the circumstances.

My sister only calls me when she needs something and her life choices are my fault according to her. I cannot continue to support her or deal with her drama. I have resolved myself resolve oneself.

by Taylor Rogue April 21, 2019

oese

a large vampire who sometimes hibernates for 7 years at a time.when awake likes to water ski and count the loaves of bread on the shelves at grocery stores.although called a vampire, he does not like blood.it in fact makes him quite angry and he may go on sudden rampages.if the oese smells blood u must get a bag of green gummy bears to calm him down right away.he likes to eat apples but only if they have seven seeds in the center.if not he dumps the apples in the local landfill for his fellow rodent friends.

oh.dont be such an oese at the sight of blood..

by Alyssa Oese June 20, 2008

Adult Onset Autism

1. Adjective. When an individual exhibits or develops behaviors in the autism spectrum, at an advanced age. Typically occurring from misdiagnoses or underreported cases. Affects ages 19-50, NEETs, and many a weeaboo.

Symptoms: increase in frequency of dropping Spaghetti and general lack of self awareness at an age where one is supposed to be accustomed to social norms and rules of social engagement.

"Yeah, that guy has Adult Onset Autism or something. He won't shut up about video games at the bar when all these cute girls walk by."

by DuedBraj December 25, 2014

abuse oneself

masturbate
Have sex with your own hand.

He abused himself.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

later oneself

To leave, depart, or bolt.

We latered ourselves and went to the other party.

by Monolith3D.Com April 24, 2005

Rapid Onset Pussy

Rapid Onset Pussy, n . {acronym, R.O.P.}

(1) Consensual, rapidly initiated unexpected sex with an unexpected woman at an unexpected time. Can be initiated by either party and must immediately follow introduction.

(2) The phenomena of sudden female attraction that is articulated through the physical act of consensual love, coitus, within the first 48 hours of a relationship.

(3) An unexpected, unpaid sexual encounter with a new, strange, partner.

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DAVE: "So you didn't even know that girl? Never met?"

PRIMO: Ummm, YEAH. But I know her now!!!

DAVE: "DUDE! ROP ON!"

"Rebecca, just loosen up and go out and go for a ROP with the hottest guy you can find!"

"Rapid Onset Pussy has restored my faith in humanity and renewed my trust in God. Praise Jesus for ROP, for without Jesus I could not love her sweet tight ass!"

"That ROP from last night was one helluva a screamer."

"Rapid Onset Pussy loves it in the ass because all women love it in the ass. Just warm her up with a shocker then blow her fucking mind."

by Primo Primo Primo October 30, 2006