Ocular Job

Stimulating a man's genital part with the the partner's eye socket.

As you can SEE, this is how ocular jobs works...

by Cubicpubic F*CK ACADEMY January 13, 2009

Ocala

If the world had a butt hole this would be it

Police: What are you doin?
kid: Nothin, this is Ocala
Police: You're under arrest

by webdawg352 August 30, 2011

ocular rectitis

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

by Kaelli May 10, 2010

ochaya

Japanese word for 'teahouse'. An ochaya does not serve food, but it will order it from caterers. Ochaya have many banquet rooms, called zashiki or ozashiki. Customers have after-work parties here, and hire maiko or geiko to attend as entertainers.

I am going to the ochaya now, to entertain.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 10, 2008

Ochiai

Pertaining or relating to having perfect genes.

Ochiai got an A+ on the test because of his perfect fucking genes

by fatwhaletard February 25, 2009

Ocala

A town that every teen says they're going to leave but never do. It's like fly paper, you only want to rest a short while but get stuck there forever. Only the smart ones get out straight out of high school, if you don't you're STUCK. Also known as slOcala a place where there is NOTHING to do

What is there to do in Ocala tonight oh right ..... NOTHING

Dude when I'm old enough I'm getting the hell out of Ocala.... 20 years later married, kids, living in Ocala

by cherestalb January 9, 2013

ocular smegma

A polite word for eye boogers-the dried,crusty material that collects on the inside corners of the eyes during sleep.Ocular smeg is naturally yellow in color,but,in women it can be black,dark blue or brown due to residues from mascara,eyeline,eye shadow,etc. Ocular smegma is very common in poodles and chihuahuas.Eye smeg can be particularly troublesome in persons suffering from colds,allegies,flu and pink eye.For some reason,young children don't like to eat eye smeg as much as they do boogers. Contrary to myth,ocular smegma is NOT caused by the Sand Man.

When I woke up this morning,I thought I had gone blind.It turned out my eyelids were matted shut with ocular smegma.

by wolfbait51 January 8, 2011