dio-obesa

dio-obesa can mean
1. diabetes

2. obesity

3. diarrhea

( it all depends on the convo)

shallisa: guys! i have been getting really chunky in the legs lately

jorge: oh no shallisa you might have dio-obesa
shallisa: omg jorge can you help me lose some weight?
jorge: sure
other convo
fernando: bro, i can’t stop shatting myself
dequan: oh no g, i think you have a little dio-obesa!
fernando: go take some pepto-bismol, it will help the dio-obesa come out faster.
dequan: thanks man i hope it works
convo 3
arjun: bro i just went to the doctor and he said i have type 2 diebetes

vector: oh no my shrimpy you have dio-obesa

arjun: this can’t be happening

vector: it’s okay arjun just don’t eat or drink really sweet things, 😉

by ShalissaJohnson January 4, 2021

obstacle-ing

Verb. The act of blocking another from doing something.

"I really wanted to return my jeans, but the sales clerk was obstacle-ing me."

or

"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."

by Gabrielle Bunker January 22, 2007

Oussama

The father who bentzone every living girl on earth

Oussama to every girl : 9olili ouss , daddy , papa
Benti ki raki

by Mriknowall November 27, 2021

obesatron

An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close

That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again

by derek and rick January 25, 2008

obasanjo

Stupid boys who like Girls and sex

Obasanjo is a bad boy

by Easton _el September 24, 2019

Obstacle Course

when a shitload of dumbass people are blocking your way, like in the hall...

"The populars are out in full swing, it looks like and obstacle course"

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

obsanitize

To clean up obscene language for public consumption, i.e., when talking to your grandmother.

You need to obsanitize that script if you want to see it performed on national television.

by BetKol February 3, 2009