shallisa: guys! i have been getting really chunky in the legs lately

jorge: oh no shallisa you might have dio-obesa
shallisa: omg jorge can you help me lose some weight?
jorge: sure
other convo
fernando: bro, i can’t stop shatting myself
dequan: oh no g, i think you have a little dio-obesa!
fernando: go take some pepto-bismol, it will help the dio-obesa come out faster.
dequan: thanks man i hope it works
convo 3
arjun: bro i just went to the doctor and he said i have type 2 diebetes

vector: oh no my shrimpy you have dio-obesa

arjun: this can’t be happening

vector: it’s okay arjun just don’t eat or drink really sweet things, 😉

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.