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Benti

I’m a lil benti right now brodie
by Etwana January 13, 2020
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A BENTI is a young girl who thinks that it is hot to share the toilet with her cousins. She also loves a boy usually named Alex or James, but not Shawn.
Person 1: omg that girl loves Alex

Person 2: yeah of course her name is BENTI.
by Albertsingh November 25, 2016
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Benti

Can be used in a context of Good person or Baby.
"I love you benti!" OR "You're such a benti!"
by Daveislitmyslime April 24, 2021
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Benti

If a guy calls u benti know that he loves u with the bottom of his heart or he feels like ur the most valuable thing in his life
Me: hey farouk
Him:omg benti u'r here
by Kanbghefarouk February 3, 2023
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bendiplexity

The ability of one to contort their body in a crazy Cirque du Soleil manner.
"Man that bitch has crazy bendiplexity"
by Goldicox April 11, 2014
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Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008
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seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020
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