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A BENTI is a young girl who thinks that it is hot to share the toilet with her cousins. She also loves a boy usually named Alex or James, but not Shawn.
Person 1: omg that girl loves Alex

Person 2: yeah of course her name is BENTI.
benti by Albertsingh November 25, 2016
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Can be used in a context of Good person or Baby.
"I love you benti!" OR "You're such a benti!"
Benti by Daveislitmyslime April 24, 2021
If a guy calls u benti know that he loves u with the bottom of his heart or he feels like ur the most valuable thing in his life
Me: hey farouk
Him:omg benti u'r here
Benti by Kanbghefarouk February 3, 2023

bendiplexity 

The ability of one to contort their body in a crazy Cirque du Soleil manner.
"Man that bitch has crazy bendiplexity"
bendiplexity by Goldicox April 11, 2014

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020