obesity paradox

A term often used by fat fucks to explain being fat is healthier than going on diets.

10/10 alpha male: What the fuck dude, you should work out and go on a diet like I did 5 years ago. I lost so much weight, I now have abs & bitches.

0/10 beta fat fuck: Fuck off dickhead, have you never heard of the obesity paradox? I have a much better & healthier life than you. I can hide the remote in my tummy and my wife washes my dick for me once every 2 months.

by 1010alphamale May 31, 2018

National Obesity Awareness Day

See Thanksgiving

Yo it’s Thanksgiving

No it’s National Obesity Awareness Day

by ThatDog November 28, 2019

Obesity

Something that all school janitors have from eating all of the left overs from the students lunch

That ugly ass janitor probably has obesity!

by The Goddamn King March 10, 2017

obesity

when something is not right

"When he went to jail it was obesity."

by Tyrone Debry February 17, 2007

Upper obesity

When an individual is so overweight that it is ok to ridicule them. A fatness so severe that it is not a medical condition, simply a matter of taking a care of your self.

Weight: 425 pounds and up.

Dude, Ronnie weighs like 500 pounds and he's only 5'6. All he eats is nutty bars. Let's crack a joke to make him stop being so fat. Dude he is way upper obesity.

by fatmaneater April 14, 2009

Nagina Obesity

When a Nigger woman has an abnormal enlarged vagina

Do go in there , She has Nagina Obesity

by MrLogasaur August 23, 2011

obesity

obesity is the politer exclamation of a fat fucker

“damn peter mccaffery is really obesity”

by lolismellpoo May 17, 2019