Obamageddon

January 20th, 2009. Obama's inauguration day, also the beginning of the end of the world as we know it.

Person #1 - What are you doing today?

Person #2 - I'm buying guns and ammo by the truck load!

Person #1 - What? Why?

Person #2 - It's Obamageddon, duh!

Person #1 - We're fucked!!!

by dropkickallies January 20, 2009

Obamanized

Obamanize or Obamanized; The politically correct term to use in the place of "Nigger Rigged". Meaning; To fix or make repairs on something using whatever materials that are available in order to make the object, machine, automoble, toy, etc... somewhat functional. Used to describe something that has been rigged or repaired in an unusual or haphazard way using unconventional or improvised methods, tools, and materials.

We "Obamanized" the starter on our El Camino until we could drive it to the liquor store for a 40oz. Man look at that rusty ass redneck pickup truck. It is so Obamanized! See nigger rigged and jerry rigged.

by jdizzlefoshizzledog March 21, 2009

Obamacide

The intolerance of life for babies that were born due to a failed abortion attempt.

Barack Obama voted 4 times as senator denying human rights to babies born after a failed abortion attempt. He simply wants them to die.

Jill states, "My baby is due any day now, but there may be complications."

Mark replies, "Be careful who is there during the procedure. Make sure its not a Democrat. Your babies life may be in danger of Obamacide."

by Save the Children from Obama May 22, 2009

Obamatized

One who is touched by the words and speeches of Barack Obama.

The large group of voters were obamatized by the
words of the politician.

by John Lesiak December 9, 2008

obamasized

To describe why food items you buy are shrinking in size.

A: Why is my burger so small?
B: Because, it got Obamasized!

by therealscubasteve November 30, 2013

Obamageddon

Synonym for Barackalypse.

Prepare for Obamageddon!

by nssone January 20, 2009

Obamacide

The senior citizen option under the proposed Obama 2009 Government Health Care Plan. It's the ideal health care choice for seniors who have just had all they can tolerate and is efficiently delivered via a device called an "Objection" which is a large hypodermic syringe filled of one of the following exterminants (government health care member's choice): DDT, Digitoxin, Thallium, U235, Liquid Plumber, Anthrax, Liquid Cyklon B, Arsenic, Strychnine, Cyanide, Bubonic Plague Virus, Rabies Virus, Mercury, Ebola, or Cobra Venom. Eligible seniors are advised that there is no provision for the use of euphoria-generating overdoses of the more delightful drugs such as Herion, Morphine, or Cocaine.

"My Grandma chose the Bubonic Plague delivery of the Obamacide option which gave her a few extra days to shut down. What a great healthcare program -- it really saves lots of tax dollars!"

by Ospidillo August 19, 2009