obvident

an evaluation criterion which has no meaningful opposite but is mentioned to denote a failing of those who do not understand it.

Example 1
Job Description:
"... we're looking for an independent team player who works well with others and alone. The candidate must also be a self-starter and require minimal supervision."
Frustrated Job Candidate:
"That's so bloody obvident!"

Example 2:
Female Dating Profile Description:
"I'm looking for a guy who doesn't play head games, knows how to treat a lady, likes long walks and cosy nights in and appreciates the finer things in life. No losers or psychos please"

Winners who think they're winners:
"This is so obvident I think I'll look for someone who actually has meaningful scruples."

Winners who think they're losers:
"This woman sounds too picky and I'm no good anyway so I won't write. And it's obvident I'm no good."

Losers who think they're winners:
"Ah, none of those things apply to me. Obvidently I'm in there!"

Losers who know they're losers:
"I won't write. It's not obvident."

Psychopaths who make animal sacrifices:
"Aww man, I guess that obvidently rules me out! "

by Kevin Garwood July 5, 2006

Obada

Very Charismatic, he's a guy that is a natural leader. He is very moody and often has a mood change every other day. He is very strong and confident. He has a big heart that makes him friendly to everyone and would help anyone in need. He is a gentleman and loves food. He prefers having a small group of friends even though he is capable of having a large group. He loves loyalty. He is every woman's dream.

If you want to be perfect, you should act like a Obada

by moham0009 October 18, 2019

obaed

He's the type of guy who can "Netflix and chill" with you. He's the guy who can make any girl sleep with him.

Damn dude! That guy is such an Obaed! He slept with every girl in the party!
Man I can't wait to watch Netflix with my boyfriend! He is such an Obaed!

by Wow105 November 14, 2015

Black Obsidian

A code name for a female named after a crystal

Friend: “Did how did your date with black obsidian go.”
Friend 2: “Good!”

by Brickroadhouse November 23, 2022

Obsidious

obsidious adjective. rare. from Latin obsidium siege, from obsidere: see OBSESS, -IOUS. Besieging; besetting, siege like, besiege, unrelenting, attempt to overpower, an extensive period of misery.

With his relentless obsidious nature, he would not let up until he conquered all before him.

The misery he endured was truly obsidious.

by Obsidious August 2, 2009

Obaida

Obaida is the type of person who will be loyal and there for you

You want to talk to her when you are going through a tough situation and need a friend to vent to.

I was having a bad day but I talked to obaida and she made me laugh and feel way better :)

Obaida is such a cool person

by Jennashabah80 October 18, 2018

obviduh

A synonym for the word "obviously." Used to emphasize a point.

Katy Perry is so much hotter then Lady Gaga. Obviduh.

by TheCataracts April 22, 2011