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Obsidious

obsidious adjective. rare. from Latin obsidium siege, from obsidere: see OBSESS, -IOUS. Besieging; besetting, siege like, besiege, unrelenting, attempt to overpower, an extensive period of misery.
With his relentless obsidious nature, he would not let up until he conquered all before him.

The misery he endured was truly obsidious.
by Obsidious August 2, 2009
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Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
by StonedSteve March 8, 2009
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situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
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Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 3, 2009
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Oblivious

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.
by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019
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obsidiot

Those who are amongst the ranks of Fallout fans who believe New Vegas is the be all-end all of the series, and will venomously, and maniacally defend their stance with the ferocity of Chricj Crocker defending Britney Spears while screaming into a webcam. These neckbeard adorned cock goblins are also known for screaming "drones " before launching into a badly spelled rant that you have to struggle up understand.
Matt: Holy shit, Tony's such an obsidiot.
Kevin: That emo kid needs to wash his hair.
by SoulSurvivor23 September 23, 2017
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Oblivious

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
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