nutcracker

the act in which a skateboarder is grinding on a rail and the dude bails and the rail goes in between his legs

ouch!! bam margera just did a nutcracker

by andy kallick February 8, 2006

nutcracker suite

A guy's home or apartment after the woman in his life has oppressively decorated and furnished the entire place in her own girly style, effectively emasculating him.

Dude, what's up with the pink curtains and teddy bears?
Aw, my wife turned the whole place into a nutcracker suite.

by Linguistic February 16, 2012

nutcracker esophagus

It's when you suck a lot of dick and it leads to high amplitude peristaltic contractions of the esophagus which can result in difficulty swallowing or intermittent discomfort. Basically, you cracked some nuts and now your throat hurts.

My friend Charley got nutcracker esophagus from a black dude with a big cock.

by 1203921039 October 22, 2010

nutcracker

In military history, a nutcracker is where two nations, either side of a strong one attack on both fronts, making it near impossible for the cracker'd country to win. This was how world war II was won, when the soviet union attacked Germany, eventually pushing it inwards. The best defence against this is to merely use a small battalion of guerilla-styled troops to bombard all the attack points of the weaker and less enthusiastic enemy with long range weaponry, while taking the main army to the main enemy. The weaker enemy will just camp up while the stronger enemy, disheartened to hear the nutcracker did not work, will have to go solo.

The French attempted to nutcracker the English and Welsh by means of alliance with Scotland. When the countries united in 1705, the new United Kingdom was an almost invincible force on home territory.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

nutcracker

When the suck is so good that you have to nut inside.

Mary was so good last night that I gave her a nutcracker!

by DariusDudeGuy April 9, 2017

nutcracker

A "dive" in which the diver jumps in feet first with one leg in front of them and one leg behind them, usually causing pain in the groin area.

"He just did a nutcracker into the water!"
"He won't be walkin for a while."

by teh pwn January 6, 2006

Nutcracker

means Guicci vagina dat cracks out nut. (good vagina that makes a man nut)

Dat wuman has a nutcracker.

by Allahatopia November 24, 2018