nubcake

A person who fails constantly at doing things and is obese.

You're a nub and you look like a cake with all that fat. Therefore, you're a nubcake.

Nicole is a nubcake because she is unable to fit through the door and tie her shoelaces.

by Turd much? March 6, 2009

emotional nutcase

sensitive to every word projected to you; emo to the 100th degree; equivalent to pmsing but 10 times worse

Dude, all I said was that I'm in my own little world right now, and then you got offended cause you thought I was trying to ignore you. You're such an emotional nutcase.

by Monana April 20, 2009

Nubcake

Noun - when someone things that they can eat noobs for breakfast, but in fact it is the other way around.

wow that guy online thought he could own me but he is a total nubcake

by Naughty Papasmurf February 7, 2008

Nubcakes

Someone who is a nub at stuff.
Who doesn't know anything, or is new to it.

AYSHA FIAZ IS A NUBCAKES cos she doesnt knwo how to use a calculator :)

by sykestiffy December 20, 2008

Nutcase

A person whom is a loser and knows nothing about something they think they know alot about

He is a nutcase if he thinks he knows anything about astronomy.

by Richard G. December 26, 2005

nubcake

Commonly term used in RuneScape name which means "nub" derivation of "noob" (new player) or someone who doesn't have any experience.

Wilddragon_0 is a nubcake, he gets owned alot.

by thekru September 30, 2008

Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.

P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.

by Clypse:] January 21, 2009