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Nutpack

When a person is doing some absolute dumb shit, they must have been smoking on that nutpack
Person A: “Damn bro you see that video of Deon rubbing his dick on car windows?”

Person B: “That nigga been smoking that nutpack.”
by Maximus Pimp February 15, 2020
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Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina
-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?
by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011
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buttery nutsack

A delicious shot made up of 1 part tequila, 1.5 parts of amaretto and 1.5 parts of butterscotch schnapps.
Last night we were downing buttery nutsacks until we couldn't see tsraight.
by rays11fan June 22, 2010
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Nutsack Kite

When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite
Yo bro i was on my bike and i stood up. It was like a fuckin nutsack kite.
by supah phresh March 24, 2008
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Nutsack Tardzan

A minor injury that occurs during the unlikely combination of circumstances in which one is naked or wearing loose pants, trousers, slacks, shorts, or undergarments on a particularly warm day.

In order for it to happen, one must start a forward pendulous swing while initiating a free fall onto a hard surface, as if to sit. If the timing is precise, the hanging scrotum and concomitant testicles will descend upon the surface at the very bottom of its swing, at maximum kinetic energy, causing an impact not dissimilar to a mentally disabled man attempting to swing on a vine that is just a fraction too long (a Tardzan).
It was really hot out, and I had just peeled my balls off my taint, and plopped down on the bench and pulled a major Nutsack Tardzan.
by Boopieman November 4, 2012
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nantucket nutback

A shot of whiskey with a cum chaser.
Nancy's favorite drink has always been the Nantucket Nutback.
by kidnic* August 6, 2017
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nutcrack

The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper
Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!
by AAAAAARGH ! Davey Jones September 16, 2008
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