Nut Pack

When a person is absolutely trippin, or is straight up on that dumb shit.

A term coined by the king Sethical himself

Lil Broomstick: ay homie i dont think $600 gonna cut it
Roger: 𝙨𝙤 𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 NUT PACK 𝙝𝙪𝙝?
gun cocking
Lil Broomstick: he came to work strapped?

by Xabieru April 13, 2021

Bust That Nut Challenge

A challenge where you masturbate with 2 or more people and see who can last the longest without busting a nut.

"Why do you seem so happy all of a sudden?"
"I just won the bust that nut challenge"

by Ancientttt December 18, 2021

post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3

post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion

by Skeetskeetskeetward July 4, 2017

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

by nutb April 29, 2012

Nut Fucker

An adjustable spanner or adjustable wrench which when incorrectly used has a tendancy to round the hex-nut/bolt's head.

1: Mate, could you pass the nut fucker?
2: What do you want the nut fucker for? You should be using a ring spanner.
1: Right-oh...

by Some mad Kiwi August 22, 2011

Post Nut Syndrome

Abbreviated - PNS - A slang word for Post-coital tristesse. An issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. It's the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.

- A guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. He immediately gets Post Nut Syndrome. He wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.

- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.

by thephilandrist.com November 30, 2011

Nostalgia Nut

When you're jerking off to porn and realize you've seen the video before leading to you remembering the time you blew your load to it.

"Whoa..."

"What's wrong Neo?"

"I think I jerked it to this porno when I was younger."

"You remember jacking off to it?"

"Yea...what a nostalgia nut."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other again."

by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018