Nurple Crab

The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins.

I just got Nurple Crabbed

by Offrey J June 17, 2006

Nurp!

a way of declining a statement. used similarly to the word 'no'. Used for added emphasis. works well in conjunction with a head shake. Derived in richmond, VA.

-Damn did you see that girl over there with the buck teeth? She'as kinna cute.

-NURP!

by D.Cook June 28, 2009

purple nurple

A game that sadistic assholes play where the goal is to try to bruise someone's, usually a male's, nipple by twisting or pinching it.

I layed down an old-fashioned ass-whooping on my friend after he gave me a purple nurple.

by Energyman June 17, 2008

purple nurple

Twist, turn, pinch, pull, and every other action that can be done to a nipple in a minimal time, or all at once.

One of many things that a girl wishes upon her boyfriend when he is a jackass. That he will not find pleasure, but pain in them. Just for someone to twist them so hard that they moan, groan, cry, and almost die from the excrutiating feeling.

Or something that guys do to other guys that are walking around with their shirts off when it isnt even hot outside (but probably freezing).

"I'm going to purple nurple him so hard that he wont ever want to take his shirt off again"

by Juliet.xo January 29, 2009

Nurofen Wank

The art of beating yourself off so much that it hurts, but you also get the pleasure of shooting your load. This can also be achieved after violently stabbing yourself whilst masturbating hense the name Nurofen Wank as pain/relief

Greg - "My cock hurts so much"
Martin - "Whys that Greg did you score some mean pussy last night?"
Greg - "Nah I just had a major Nurofen Wank"
Martin - "Your fucking crazy"

by Martin and Greg January 15, 2008

nurbo

I don't even know how to describe him... He has the purest heart 🫀 He's an amazing boxer and a very talented actor. If you're friends with him, consider yourself lucky!! He's one of the best human beings on earth! <3

Who's this hot guy next to Omar?
-Oh it's Nurbo

by iklaussable March 1, 2022

purple nurple

To twist ones nipple until it is bruised.

One dumb game. I will never let someone twist my nipple until it turns black and blue hurts like hell...

by I forget January 11, 2004