Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and working on their nursing degree again"
Marc-"hey at least i'm not as democratic as don himself, sharing a miller lite with a 2 and leaving half of it"
Marc-"hey at least i'm not as democratic as don himself, sharing a miller lite with a 2 and leaving half of it"
by f23ftw January 13, 2008
Get the nursing degree mug.What a person is said to be doing when 'Surfing' the web, but not actually looking for anything or doing anything in particular.
Surfing, but doing Nothing interesting.
Nurfing / Nurfin' / Snurfing
Useful when girlfriend MSN's you and asks you what your doing, but you can't really say "looking at pOrn on the internet honey".
Surfing, but doing Nothing interesting.
Nurfing / Nurfin' / Snurfing
Useful when girlfriend MSN's you and asks you what your doing, but you can't really say "looking at pOrn on the internet honey".
Keri: Hey, what are you up to McQuills?
McQuills: Nurfing.
or
Computer Store guy: So, what will you mainly use the laptop for?
Shopper: Um, Nurfin'.
McQuills: Nurfing.
or
Computer Store guy: So, what will you mainly use the laptop for?
Shopper: Um, Nurfin'.
by TwoThumbsFresh March 13, 2009
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A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
by William Stephens May 22, 2006
Get the nursing home mug.The act of aggressively and indiscriminately verbally abusing a bystander(deserving or other wise) whilst they are close enough to clearly hear you.
Setting: College lecture hall.
One day, during an exceptionally easy and dull lecture, the professor told the classroom that he would listen to any questions or inquiries, and would happily answer anything. A girl raised her hand and bestowed upon the classroom the most utterly ridiculous question ever conceived. The question was so ridiculous in fact, that the guy sitting in front of her laughed. Out loud. Very loudly. He turns to the guy sitting next to him and says:
Guy: What a fuckin Ruhtard! That might possibly be the most ill concieved question I have ever heard. Who the fuck has the tenacity to utter such disgusting filth outloud? Really, what a dirty whore. This girl will probably have someone inside her in the next hour, not because she is breathtakingly beautiful, and absolutely not because of her sharp mind, but only because she is a skank. An entirely worthless whore who doesn't even have the common sense to make guys who use her for a quick bang pay. She holds dearly onto the belief that she will find true love someday, and thus throws her vag at everything that moves, hoping that she will find the perfect penis to fit inside her, like Cinderella fitting perfectly into her glass slipper. What a disgusting human being.
Girl:Starts crying.
Professor: Wow, class, this a perfect example of Nunning. Take notes.
One day, during an exceptionally easy and dull lecture, the professor told the classroom that he would listen to any questions or inquiries, and would happily answer anything. A girl raised her hand and bestowed upon the classroom the most utterly ridiculous question ever conceived. The question was so ridiculous in fact, that the guy sitting in front of her laughed. Out loud. Very loudly. He turns to the guy sitting next to him and says:
Guy: What a fuckin Ruhtard! That might possibly be the most ill concieved question I have ever heard. Who the fuck has the tenacity to utter such disgusting filth outloud? Really, what a dirty whore. This girl will probably have someone inside her in the next hour, not because she is breathtakingly beautiful, and absolutely not because of her sharp mind, but only because she is a skank. An entirely worthless whore who doesn't even have the common sense to make guys who use her for a quick bang pay. She holds dearly onto the belief that she will find true love someday, and thus throws her vag at everything that moves, hoping that she will find the perfect penis to fit inside her, like Cinderella fitting perfectly into her glass slipper. What a disgusting human being.
Girl:Starts crying.
Professor: Wow, class, this a perfect example of Nunning. Take notes.
by Mocha and Vanilla Bear. February 5, 2010
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Get the nursing home mug.A cross between NIght and moRNING. That time of day when its time for sleeping to all the night owls and time to wake up for everyone else.
by Taido July 24, 2011
Get the nirning mug.An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.
Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.
by AndyFM January 11, 2022
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