nutforter

A comforter covered in nut stains. evolved from CUMforter.

Go to Cambridge, MA and look at Mullens awesome nutforter.

by Hamaya September 5, 2005

nunfuck

1.N; the act of having sex with a really hot chick who is not at all into you. it should be exciting, but it turns out feeling like you're fucking your own sister, or, worse, a nun who got drunk and broke her vow of chastity, not because you're so hot, but because their life sucks THAT bad.

He finally got to fuck that supermodel, Sabrina, b ut he said it sucked because the whole time she was tweeting her friends that she was in jamaica, what a Nunfuck.

by grumpy202020 November 14, 2011

bunf nunf

lump on your ass that appears after a long night of turkey baisteing meth

I got the worst bunf nunf from last night. Do you have any qtips

by SO THATS REVOLTING March 15, 2008

Nuno

Surname Bettencourt, Guitarist with Extreme (the best band ever). The best and sexiest guitarist ever, too.
Is of Portugese origin.

Check out Nuno's killer solo on Mutha (I Don't Wanna Go To School Today)

by TimFS December 28, 2004

nunointed

The process by which one is anointed as a priest by a nun through one's blessing of her sneeze and her acknowledgement of said blessing.

Adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said "bless you", the nun smiled and said "thank you" and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religious denomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn't know.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

Nuno

1. A person with a large dick.

2. A pimp.

3. A person who will become successful in some way.

He is such a Nuno, I wish i was him.

by Random stranger qazxsw February 3, 2017

Nunfart

Something sweet to eat from Europe. It is made from choux pastry and fried afterwards, like a donut. In French: pets de nonne, in German mostly served around Christmas: Nonnenfürze (or Nonnenfürzle).
They are called that way because of their heavenly taste and they look like little brown clouds.
There is something similar in Netherlands, Beldium and Switzerland too. Basically every country has their own version of nunfarts. G.Bush has nothing to do with nunfarts.

These nunfarts are delicious, why are they called that way.

by Karö September 19, 2021