Captain Numbnuts

Someone trying to act like the descendant of Captain Obvious

Person A: 2 plus 2 equal chair

Person B: You don't say! Thanks for the information, Captain Numbnuts!

by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022

laughin jokin numbnuts

Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts is the name given to LJN by James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd. James is a classic game reviewer with a low tolerance for bad games and LJN has consistently released poor titles.

I wanted to buy "Back to the Future" for the Nintendo Entertainment System until I found out it was a Laughin Jokin Numbnuts game.

by One more person December 17, 2018

numbnut (num-nut)

numbnut (num-nut)

an extreame state of idiocrocy and/or stupididy

numbnut (num-nut)

adj.

dan is such a numbnut

person1: what up numbnuts

person2: well keep talking and you will be

by wackjobg January 7, 2010

One Hand Numbnut

A Numbnut that bets his entire stack of chips on the first hand of a game of poker, believing it to be unbeatable, only to lose.

The One Hand Numbnut went all in on a pair of Queens!

by Zoddy Zod August 14, 2006

Numbnut

A person that just really isn’t smart... like they’re just purely idiotic

Jayden is a numbnut
Isaiah is a numbnut

They’re numbnuts together

by Story_teller2023 March 30, 2019

Numbnuts

A worthless brainless loser who constantly tells tall tales about all the great things he has done but they are all exaggerations and lies.

Joe Biden cannot speak without proving he is a numbnuts

by Symington May 31, 2022

Numbnuts

It is Steven

"Steven is such a numbnuts"

by TheRealNumbnut May 30, 2018