Number 3

Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.
Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom!
Chris: What, #1 or #2?
Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO
by -Ryan- May 13, 2007
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Number 3

It's a rule on tiktok there's two though
"Number 3, man takes selfie with plane hijacker" and "Number 3, brown lady"
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Number 3

When a man or woman ejaculates. Number one is pissing, Number two is taking a shit, so Number 3 would be ejaculating.
The guy was so hot I almost Number 3'd in my panties.
by Dr. Wasinya October 9, 2009
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Number 3

Basically when you've got diahhrea. It's a combination of a number 1 and a number 2. So when you piss out of your ass you can politely refer to it as a number 3.
I had some really good mexican food last night but it left me with the number 3s all morning.
by The King of Ping April 25, 2006
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Number 3

To ejaculate. Urine is numerb 1, poo is number 2, cum is number 3.
by Doc Bliss August 6, 2016
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Number 3

The act of sexually pleasuring one's self in a destructive or graphic manner
Phil, i'll be back, i'm doing a quick number 3
by TheSlipperyCheezeWhiz October 27, 2020
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Number 3

To go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time
Both pee and poop
I mostly go number 3 so I feel much better now
by Inugami98UwU June 30, 2020
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