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Notification collector

Notification collector: someone who deliberately leaves chats on delivered or snaps unopened in order to gain a high number of notifications, this adds to their pride/arrogance. This is regarded as fake snapchat bait because you are purposely collecting notifications, not all may be recent therefore it is a fake bait concept.
She’s a ‘notification collector’ she leaves her dms and chats unopened to look cool
by rz adz July 18, 2020
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fake notification

Mostly used by macintosh users.

While listening to a podcast or any other audiomaterial hearing the twitterific-, mail-, ichat-, adium-, skype-,
or whatever notification sound from one of the podcasting people and thinking it's a sound from your own computer
– but it is not.

It's related to notification paranoia.
Paul: "Everytime I'm listening to the RebelFM podcast I hear my mailprogram receiving new mails, but It didn't."

Mary: "So you fall for a fake notification?"

Paul: "Wait a sec, I heard a bird tweating"
by dna4ever42 April 2, 2009
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P-Noid

An abbreviation and or short for - 'Paranoid'.
-used most commonly in public settings or in the presence of others whom may be less on-task when you are around the paranoid subject or their friends.
-usually, the paranoia is onset from intoxication,

(i.e. methamphetimine)
"Yeah, Cory was over lastnight getting high with us."
"How was that?"
"He was totally high and all P-NOID looking out the blinds every 5 seconds."
by firebeam11 March 19, 2010
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G noted

The one fucking note that starts "Welcome to the Black Parade" and will cause every existing emo, ex-emo, or repressed emo within a 20 mile radius to lose their shit, scream the lyrics, and cry with the edge and angst of a million 8th graders.
I fucking swear Rylan do that shit again and you're getting G noted
by Thrift Store Gucci September 7, 2019
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notion

basically a bigger word for idea.
"I had the notion that you'd make me change my ways" - The Spill Canvas
by Steph Duke August 30, 2006
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notification squad

A manipulative term a bunch of youtubers use when they want people to get on their videos instantly by turning on the bell icon like they say gosh darn intro. The viewer when convinced proceeds to annoyingly spam a video with "FIRST" or "NOTIFICATION SQUAD" . Also a term for a fanbase full of second-graders.
Retarted five year old: I'm part of the notification squad cause I commented first on that video!
Other retarded five year old: No, I commented first on that video!
by SweetenerGrande January 14, 2018
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notionless

Free translation from the Brazilian Portuguese "sem-noção". 1. Describes a person or situation logic and/or morally deprived. 2. Clueless.
The party was totally notionless! People were dancing naked on the dining table.

He's so notionless that he thought KY was massage lotion.
by reperin April 11, 2008
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