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double nostriling 

When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some
dude did you see that girl double nostriling that was SWEET!
double nostriling by BIGgiggles February 25, 2009

nostalgicunt 

Nostalgicunts are kids between the ages of 13-15 who will go out of there way on youtube comment sections, specifically music videos, to tell everyone that they were born in the wrong generation, and will proceed to denounce any post 2000 music they can. Like Weeaboos, nostalgicunts will denounce their own culture (their whole timeline in this case) And will just be complete fags in the comment section who think they know everything about the 80s and the 90s because they found their parent's dusty nirvanna album on the coffee table one day. Nostalgicunts can often be distinguished as kids who wear often what they think is the attire kids wore in the mid to late 90s. They usually will have a Green Day, Nirvana, or Pink Floyd shirt to top it off. You can easily find these asswipes infecting your local record store, and trust me, they are everywhere now and days.
Nostalgicunt: "How can you guys listen to this crapstep electro garbage bullcrap! maybe you should try listening to a nirvanna record some time and you will see real music!"

Youtube Commenter: "Kid, shut the fuck up. No one cares."
nostalgicunt by Th3rd July 1, 2015

nostalgic benchmark 

When one person in a group or family holds on to a symbolic memory or experience with more importance than the other people involved in that experience or memory. For this person, a nostalgic benchmark holds a reference point for a significant event that is no longer significant to others who were involved in this experience or event.
A mother and son always go to a certain restaurant to eat chicken wings. As the son grows older, he no longer likes chicken wings and has no desire to eat them, but the mother insists on going back to the restaurant, which serves the chicken wings that both of them once loved. For the mother this is a nostalgic event, but for the son, who no longer eats chicken wings or likes them, this experience of going to the restaurant to eat chicken wings no longer holds any importance or nostalgia. So, for the mother this is a nostalgic benchmark, but for the son, it has no importance, or nostalgia, it has no benchmark anymore.

Nostalgic People 

"hey dude did you see the Nostalgic People show!?"
"Yeah man, they killed it!!"
Nostalgic People by whatupp May 17, 2013

Nostrilgoose 

Someone who is boring as fuck.. Brings nothing when you're in his presence, in terms of wit, humour or personality.
Me: I was with John yesterday, we went out for a beer.
Trevor: Was he alright? Usually hes boring as fuck, bro.
Me: Guy jus sat there drinking his beer answering in yes and no answers, he's such a nostrilgoose.
Nostrilgoose by TE2DE November 28, 2017

nostalgic high 

when you watching a cartoon you haven't seen since you were seven and you start having flashbacks of those times or just thinking about when you were younger
"Bruh this episode of SpongeBob is giving me a nostalgic high, I haven't seen it in so long"

"dude same."
nostalgic high by Starry Buddy January 24, 2018