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nostradamus

A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch.
Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames!

Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off

Ben- o yeah that's one :(
by sourdiesal31 January 21, 2010
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Noskrazy

A term used for somebody that is crazy about Nos, somebody that is into Pimped out Whips and doing some work on the inside of the car as well as under the hood, Noskrazy is also acting crazy with Nos and doing insane things with it. It can also be a lifestyle as a love for cars, like people that love to race and rally or just enjoy tricked out cars.
John: "Come here and look at this car!"
Jesse: "Man thats Noskrazy, I mean check out that turbo kit and that nitrous injection system!
by John S. Reed July 30, 2008
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nostramomus

A Mom who truly knows everything.
A mother who can tell you what is going to happen before it happens.
The best Mom. A happy Mom. A beautiful mom! Not perfect, but pretty damn close Mom.
Dude, My mom totally called the Miley Cirus bit on the VMA'a and SNL she is such a NostraMOMus;
My Mom knew what I had done before I even got home, total NostraMoMus;
My mom didn't even know I had gotten high or missed curfew; NostraMoMus she is not.
by ConKen September 10, 2013
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NASARATIMARAJ

Thee Supreme. Funniest nig nog on twitter and a full time Lil Nas & Nicki stan. He has worked with people such as Beyoncé, with her stating: “That’s my nigga, like he deadass taught me how to sing. He a legend fr.”
“Omg your so funny, nigga I thought you was NASARATIMARAJ”

Lil Nas X should follow me back and drop the lead single release date”

“Ok NASARATIMARAJ”
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Nostradumbass

Referring to Nostradamus who, in ancient times did much predicting of the future.

Nostradumbass would be someone who thinks they can predict the future, but is too much of a dumbass to get it right.
Him: I predict that the sky will fall tomorrow!
Her: Whatever, Nostradumbass!
by queenoftheknownuniverse October 15, 2003
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nostradamus

When you are titty-fucking a girl and ejaculate up her nose.
I nostradamussed my girlfriend last night and she almost drowned.
by Netman January 17, 2006
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Nostradamus

Man who was not always trying to fortell the future,but was instead making political commentary disguised as soothsaying (most political commentary would have been illegal in his time)Because human beings keep repeating themselves many quatrains will incedently come true,and they will keep comming true until humans actually change for legit.Also the fact that people who influence history often have read nostradamus helps.
Nostradamus predicted WW1/2
The human race was destined to have a war of simaler magnitude at sometime,and Hitler had read Nostradamus and used the word hister to catipult himself into power so who knows if the word hister isnt used in the quatrain mabey WW2 would have been lead by some other psyco.
by artemisathena October 13, 2006
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