Norway is one of the lamest countries in scandinavia.
Norwegians are generally extremly
ugly (there are tales their 'race' heritages from trolls)
The Norwegian language are one of the funniest sounding languages in the whole of Europe. It's not uncommon for
ex. Swedish people to break out in laughter when he or she hears a norwegian talk.
Norway is also hated by other countries for their cruelty to animals.
It's still legal to have intercourse with animals (
2017) and even encouraged by
parents in north of Norway to do so to relive sexual frustration
due to the lack of womens in the north.
The nationalfood (nationalrätt) in Norway are "guleböj" wich is just a plain
banana.
Everything in Norway is EXTREMELY expensive!
Most Norwegians are rascists!