Noob scout 

1. Someone who face checks everything.
2. A noob...thats a scout.
3. A word some noob made to have more words about himself.

Joe H. is suuuuch a noob scout.

Noob scout by A noob scout July 15, 2011

noob bashing 

A phrase pertaining to the action of owning noobs.

Hey man what did you do today?
Not much, I just went noob bashing earlier.

noob bashing by uniTea August 1, 2008

Potter Noob 

(Noun)
Someone who is greatly inexperienced with the knowledge of Harry Potter.
One overwhelmed by the great number of information that Potterheads know.
One who has little knowledge of the general plot.
One too lazy to read such a "large book".
One who watched a few Harry Potter movies, but still doesn't understand it.
One who may confuse character names, books, movies, etc.
One who doesn't understand the wonderful, amazing world of Harry Potter.
One who does not know or understand what Pottermore is.

Antonym: Potterhead, Potterholic

Person 1: I read Chapter 13 of the Chamber of Secrets and it was amazing! Don't you love the part how Harry learned about Hagrid's past?
Person 2: Is the Chamber of Secrets the one where the guy without the nose killed Harry? What's a Hagrid?
Person 1: You're such a Potter Noob.

Potter Noob by UnicornErised43 September 18, 2011

noob trap 

An unfamiliar game mechanic or other rule that new players will misunderstand, resulting in an undesired outcome for the noob.

Noob trap ex 1:
Mark specced all his skill points into fire damage spells, but little did he know all enemies in the game have 99% fire resistance.

ex 2:
Mark purchased the newly advertised $10 dollar mount from the cash shop, only to find that the next quest he did had a quest reward of the same mount he bought.

ex 3:
Mark attacked the cuccoo in kakariko village one too many times, because he thought it was cute the way the cuccoo ran away. Then the rest of the cuccoos came...

noob trap by LOVE-INJECTION October 1, 2018

noob sammich 

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

noob sammich by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

fortnite noob

A person who doesn’t know how to play the simple game Fortnite and decides to brag as soon as they receive a win. These people often freak out when they hear shooting around them and claim that the enemy is hacking if they don’t get the kill. Fortnite noobs can be bush campers,players who hide in trees ,and just a person who corners themselves in a room to hide from opponents.

Hey did you hear Andrew has only one Fortnite win and he’s gloating about it, what a Fortnite noob.

fortnite noob by G4laxyINVAD3R May 11, 2018

noob fo shoob

A noob so undeniably new and inexperienced at a particular activity or event that it is fo sho inarguable whether that person is a noob or not anymore. By being called a noob fo shoob, it is without a doubt that that person is terrible or lame and everyone else knows it.

Curtis: You are a noob fo shoob.
Jer: I'm so noob I don't even have a comeback.
Matt: Owned.

noob fo shoob by BigTestedCoals January 20, 2009