Drunken Nonsense

Speaking gibberish or talking about shit that is either nonsensical, or non-understandable.

"William was speaking that drunken nonsense last night. He mentioned something about having a religious experience after fucking a mermaid."

by Brizzly Bear August 19, 2013

Common Nonsense

Common nonsense is every member of society's basic ability to perceive, understand, and judge things in a nonsensical way that is shared by, thus common to, nearly everyone and can reasonably be expected of nearly all people without need for debate.

Because "aspartame," the chemical used to sweeten most chewing gums, is made from laboratory-created bacteria shit, chewing gum, as popular as it is, and as cool as some younger people think it is, is a manifestation and an infestation of common nonsense in the nation.

by but for October 21, 2017

White Nonsense

Something non-white people use to describe ridiculous things white people do.

Titus Amdromedon: What White Nonsense was that?" (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Season 1)

by WeAreRunningOutOfPseudonyms June 17, 2018

silly nonsense

having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment which causes foolish or unacceptable beliefs and behavior

Believing black cats will cause bad luck, and trying to avoid them, is silly nonsense.

by Malayna88 July 12, 2014

utter nonsense

When someone makes up a silly little definition you tell them that they are talking utter nonsense.
Strangley enough, the majority of definitions on Urban Dicitionary fall into that category.

Have you seen Urban Word of the Day? Its Stanky Leg.

Stanky Leg - what on earch is that?

I know!!! Utter Nonsense

by ledge67 February 19, 2009

genius nonsense

Genius nonsense: A smart move from somebody who doesn’t know what they’re doing and luck has nothing to do with it. It just happens to be the right.

Your a “genius nonsense” when it comes to picking women. She’s a wolf in a sheep clothing…

by Maliit tt lalake yan October 28, 2021

Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.

I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.

by Just another rando December 24, 2021