Golden Nonce

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male

Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace

by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Strokey nonce

Morgan

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018

nonce fc

Nonce fc is a commonly used name for celtic football team of glasgow. The name originated from NONCE - which is used to describe pedo's in jail. Therefore celtic fc due to there history of problems involving sex scandals at the youth club have been tagged with the name Nonce fc

person a: You see nonce fc lose the other night?
person b: aye they got fucked by clyde, usually they get a flukey last minute goal but not this time

by bigjock September 18, 2007

Nonce aware

Someone who is nonce aware is a god.

That bloke is so nonce aware he deserves around of applause

by bigladtilly December 12, 2020

Cheeky nonce

A nonce that tries to Get children into their van by tricking them with candy or with a treat.

Old man: Hey there little kid, would you like some candy, it is in the back of the van. Just hop in and you will Get it (while smiling with a rapeface).

Bateson is a nonce

Watch out, that old man is a cheeky nonce.

by Bateson 87 December 31, 2020

Guzman nonce

Liam is a weirdo

Bob: Do you know guzman nonce?
Rickie: oh yes that weird person

by Kieran poggy December 8, 2019

noname

A noname is an insult meaning somebody is unknown, as in nobody knows them. commonly used by nonames themselves.

shut the fuck up noname

by t_mold May 10, 2018