While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006
Get the nocturnal emission mug.A condition that affects the female body.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.
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by Rpt93 November 28, 2012
Get the Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome mug.A person who is nocturnal by nature- their sleeping pattern has become reversed from the normal. Often the result of wasting time late at night/early morning online (usually streaming addictive TV shows, watching pointless YouTube videos etc)
Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.
Commonly found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late at night.
Symptoms include, insomnia or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Becoming a Nocturn can be a gradual and progressive change of state, sometimes happening without the affected realising that they are still watching Dexter repeats at 5.30am on a Tuesday morning.
Commonly found in students, the unemployed, and those whose jobs require them to work late at night.
Symptoms include, insomnia or oversleeping, excessive napping, disrupted eating pattern, weight gain (due to mindless snacking), the inability to maintain a normal daily routine, missing important appointments or events because you spent all night on youtube trying to teach yourself how to open a bottle with a lighter.
Dave- "Haven't you gone to bed yet? Its 6.20am!"
Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"
Dave- "You need help."
Fred- "I can't, I'm a Nocturn. I've been watching Animal Planet on Catch Up- if I sleep now then how will I know what happens to the baby Meerkat who lost its mum?!"
Dave- "You need help."
by INeedANap December 30, 2013
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A champion in League of Legends that uses the power of tilt to win games. By constantly ulting botlane the enemy team’s morale will crumble and the Nocturne player will be seeing a victory screen.
Person 1: “I’ve been playing Nocturne and I’ve won all of my games!”
Person 2: “Fuck you man, think of all the adc players you’ve left crying.”
Person 2: “Fuck you man, think of all the adc players you’ve left crying.”
by 69IsPrettyAwesome June 1, 2018
Get the Nocturne mug.A pairing in Hetalia consisting of the personifications of the nations China and Japan. The name of the pairing comes from the way the Japanese pronounce China and Japan as Chugoku and Nihon thus combining the two into NiChu. Though some believe Japan (or Kiku Honda as his human name is) could never top his older Chinese 'brother' China (or Yao Wang ... haha wang~) so they consider the name of the pairing to be inaccurate, for Japan is way too moe :3
Rival Pairings include but are not limited to: Giripan, AsaKiku, Ameripan, RoChu, KoreaxChina, Russpan, and iggyChu
Rival Pairings include but are not limited to: Giripan, AsaKiku, Ameripan, RoChu, KoreaxChina, Russpan, and iggyChu
Example 1:
Fanboy: "Hey watch this NiChu with me, it's super smexy~"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "NiChu is so gross! It's insest!!"
Girl 2: "insest is okay if its gay~"
Girl 1: "... true."
Girl 2: ^-^
Fanboy: "Hey watch this NiChu with me, it's super smexy~"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "NiChu is so gross! It's insest!!"
Girl 2: "insest is okay if its gay~"
Girl 1: "... true."
Girl 2: ^-^
by LgoesWhee October 23, 2011
Get the NiChu mug.Someone who is up at night and normally sleeps through the day.
2) one who is more active at night than through the day.
2) one who is more active at night than through the day.
My nocturnal friend is always up at 3am and ends up not coming into school be ause he went back to sleep
by YOU'RE A SPOON May 8, 2016
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