1) (noun) a best, best, best friend - for life; noted for their strange sense of humor and similarities to "facets of a crystal"; can be found playing concentration at night in the middle of a driveway 
see also: sexual six, snine, the family
2) (adj.) a word to describe a certain old, black composition book filled with many pages of inside jokes, doodles, stories, and a pokemon card; used in conjunction with the word, "book"
see also: sexual six, snine, the family
2) (adj.) a word to describe a certain old, black composition book filled with many pages of inside jokes, doodles, stories, and a pokemon card; used in conjunction with the word, "book"
1) It's always a wonderful feeling to see "lifers in the distance."
2) "Hey kids, listen to this! BUM-DA-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM-DUM! HAHAHAHHAH," she read from the lifer book.
2) "Hey kids, listen to this! BUM-DA-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DA-DUM-DUM-DUM! HAHAHAHHAH," she read from the lifer book.
by spolliewoo November 10, 2007
 Get the lifermug.
Get the lifermug. A Marine who relies on the USMC to survive in life.  A pathetic reason to stay in the marine corps becuase you don't have the will or drive to make it on your own.
by lawnmowerman October 30, 2004
 Get the lifermug.
Get the lifermug. Someone who attempts to ruin other peoples lives, for a living (i.e. no life), because it is the only way they can gain emotional power or control in their own life.
People who sue or nag you; just because they can (no lifer).
Parents/Gaurdians who take away everything (friends, cell phones, allowances) so that they can feel like they have authority over your life.
Parents/Gaurdians who take away everything (friends, cell phones, allowances) so that they can feel like they have authority over your life.
by Love Ya Newb <3 January 31, 2009
 Get the no lifermug.
Get the no lifermug. A career US marine after a war ends who keeps reenlisting and makes the corps
his home.It stands for Lazy Ignorant Fuck Expecting Retirement.
Not to be confused with professional US marines that love the Marine Corps and
stay because its their chosen profession. LIFERS stay because they sit around,
don't do shit,Spit shine their boots and kiss the officers asses.They fuck the working dedicated marines every chance they get.
his home.It stands for Lazy Ignorant Fuck Expecting Retirement.
Not to be confused with professional US marines that love the Marine Corps and
stay because its their chosen profession. LIFERS stay because they sit around,
don't do shit,Spit shine their boots and kiss the officers asses.They fuck the working dedicated marines every chance they get.
by Joedecop September 20, 2014
 Get the LIFERmug.
Get the LIFERmug. "Those lifers are at the same spot every day. If I have to witness any more PDA, it's more than likely that my corneas will suffer irreversible damage."
by misfitzy December 27, 2005
 Get the Lifersmug.
Get the Lifersmug. Someone who, despite forces to the otherwise, continues doing something for an extended period of time.
Guy 1: "That dude is 45 and he is *still* skateboarding?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, man. He has been skating since he was 10-years-old. He is a lifer, no doubt."
Guy 2: "Yeah, man. He has been skating since he was 10-years-old. He is a lifer, no doubt."
by lone sentry December 21, 2007
 Get the lifermug.
Get the lifermug. Intelligent but socially inept employees who lack the motivation to look for another job in this lifetime
The Lifer is often an unambitious lower-level employee who has been with the company since the dawn of Man.
 Get the Lifermug.
Get the Lifermug.