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No Shit Sherlock 

Extremely, obvious sentence, that you respond: thank you watson, or fuck you watson etc.
a) kid to dad: look that's a bird

Dad: wow... how did you know that? (Thinking to yell out loud: No shit sherlock!)
b) guy with an eyepatch: i'm half blind you know?

Guy: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Guy with an eyepatch: thank you watson
No Shit Sherlock by ChicksForDays August 17, 2015

no shit sherlock! 

An expression, used towards stupid mofo's, who make a complete idiotic remark, which is logic or obvious as hell.
rich boy: look at me, i've got money, i have prestige, i'm capitalistic!
dude (slightly irritated): No Shit Sherlock! *hits him*
no shit sherlock! by ParaNoia April 10, 2004

no shit sherlock 

A joke to say to a friend. Based on Sherlock Holmes being clever and yo friend stating the obvvious. demonstrated below:
Dude: Hey, you've got a beard dude!

Dude 2 (rolling eyes) no shit sherlock! You are such a douchebag!

Laughter follows
no shit sherlock by codfather December 9, 2013

No Shit Sherlock 

Me: Ha, it’s Florida, I bet it’s hot
Omniscient person: No Shit Sherlock

no shit sherlock 

one of the three necessary/best word phrases in the U.S. language; fuckhead,piss off
janet: piss off
bob: no shit sherlock
janet: fuckhead
no shit sherlock by pofhnss January 27, 2008

No shit sherlock 

for all you bommers no shit sherlock means

that one person is saying somthing really obvious

then your gonna say "no shit sherlock"
an army: omg v is so hottt!!
me: no shit sherlock
No shit sherlock by ONION HA SE YOO September 12, 2020