Nipplenis

Probably a small penis that's just shrunken, old, and shrivled but you're not entirely sure that it's not actually a really weird nipple after all.

Possibly also could be a forgotten seaside town in a northern backwater that you past through once whilst on your way to somewhere else. It's quite probable that you stopped for a piss but the toilets were locked or out of order.

At what age do you think your cock give up and just goes fully nipplenis on you?

by Captn27 November 27, 2020

Nipplefish

1: A fish with nipples.

2: An extremely ugly woman

3: An extremely horrible form of sex

1: "Man, that fish I lost had nipples! It was a nipplefish!

2: "Whew, that woman is a nipplefish!"

3: "Well, I just got done nipplefishing her..."

by Fatiguely November 3, 2007

Nippalitis

A condition caused by cold air which causes your nipps (nipples) no harden.

It's 14 below 0, I'm suffering from nippalitis.
HOLY SHIT SHE GOT NIPPALITIS NIGGA !

by Vickii l0ve July 8, 2010

Nippletickler

One who likes to tickle nipples. This can also be used to call someone a clown, jokster, goof, crazy, etc.. Some people you can just tell by their appearance that they are nippleticklers. Others it takes a little more research to discover this.

"Dude did you just see that chick? she was freakin hott."

"ha yeah, whatever you little nippletickler."

by Lukefrizzle November 17, 2011

Nipplets

What you call your nipples when they get hard and cold...

(I just got in the pool)
"wow, look at my nipplets"

by realangel October 24, 2008

nippleitus

A severe and rare condition most often resulting from prolonged frictional exposure to perspiration, synthetic material, and freezing temperatures concurrently.

Dude, I had the most wicked nippleitus this week, they were so sore I couldn't wear a shirt!

by saltycharlie February 7, 2007

Nippclits

Extremely sensitive nipples on a woman.

Omg, easy!... My nipples are as sensitive as my clitoris!... They are like nippclits!

by PinkSafire BlackDiamond February 26, 2012