when a girl tries to call her girl best friend a bitch over facebook chat, but since the 'b' is right next to the 'n' she accidentally says 'what's up, nitch?' production of this typo may induce laughter, confusion, or usage in daily life.
Can also be used in place of the word 'bitch' when around people you respect or don't want to severely offend.
Can also be used in place of the word 'bitch' when around people you respect or don't want to severely offend.
Audrey (to Claire over facebook): 'hey, nitch, what are the plans tonight?'
1. Claire: LOLOLOLOL NO YOU'RE THE NITCH
2. Claire: what did you just call me?
Claire (to Audrey within earshot of her grandma): Monica can be such a nitch sometimes!
1. Claire: LOLOLOLOL NO YOU'RE THE NITCH
2. Claire: what did you just call me?
Claire (to Audrey within earshot of her grandma): Monica can be such a nitch sometimes!
by myindianpriest December 30, 2010
Get the nitch mug.Basically, a nice bitch. Always a girl. Usually come in groups of three girls who are best friends. Have an opinion about everybody, and though these opinions might be spiteful, they're almost always right. These girls usually exist within a slightly larger group of seven or eight teenage girls. Though they co-exist with these other girls, none of them make it into their small circle. These girls are the most fun to have around. One or more of them has a severe problem with using curse words, and they come out as easily as any other. One of the three mat also have a drinking problem. This girl is the one you ned to watch out for; she's the most entertaining of the three, but will destroy you without a second thought if you even think about hurting her or the other two Nitches. These three create an elite team that are a force of nature. You've been warned.
Friend 1: "Hey, could I come to the sleepover too?"
Nitch 1: "Sorry, my sleepovers have a maximum occupancy of 3."
Friend 1: "Them plus me equals 3."
Nitch 1: "The 3 includes me."
Friend 1: "Oh."
Nitch 2: "Come on, let's go."
Nitch 3: "Yeah, let's go somewhere that's actually fun."
Nitch 1: "Yeah, somewhere fun."
Friend 1: "Bye then."
Nitch 1: "Sorry, my sleepovers have a maximum occupancy of 3."
Friend 1: "Them plus me equals 3."
Nitch 1: "The 3 includes me."
Friend 1: "Oh."
Nitch 2: "Come on, let's go."
Nitch 3: "Yeah, let's go somewhere that's actually fun."
Nitch 1: "Yeah, somewhere fun."
Friend 1: "Bye then."
by Doctor Babyhead June 12, 2008
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1. an unpleasant difficulty; "this problem is a real niotch"
2. a person (usually but not necessarily a woman) who is thoroughly disliked; "she said her son thought Steph was a niotch" syn: cunt
3. female of any member of the dog family
O.E. bicce, probably from O.N. bikkjuna "female of the dog" (also fox, wolf, and occasionally other beasts), of unknown origin. Grimm derives the O.N. word from Lapp pittja, but OED notes that "the converse is equally possible." As a term of contempt applied to women, it dates from c.1400; of a man, c.1500, playfully, in the sense of "dog." In modern (1990s, originally black English) slang, its use with ref. to a man is sexually contemptuous, from the "woman" insult.
A.I.M. Circa 4/2007 a typo in which the B was replaced by an N--and it was kept....because I LIKED IT!
verb
1. to complain; "What was that little niotch hollering about?" syn: gripe
2. say mean things syn: backbite
1. an unpleasant difficulty; "this problem is a real niotch"
2. a person (usually but not necessarily a woman) who is thoroughly disliked; "she said her son thought Steph was a niotch" syn: cunt
3. female of any member of the dog family
O.E. bicce, probably from O.N. bikkjuna "female of the dog" (also fox, wolf, and occasionally other beasts), of unknown origin. Grimm derives the O.N. word from Lapp pittja, but OED notes that "the converse is equally possible." As a term of contempt applied to women, it dates from c.1400; of a man, c.1500, playfully, in the sense of "dog." In modern (1990s, originally black English) slang, its use with ref. to a man is sexually contemptuous, from the "woman" insult.
A.I.M. Circa 4/2007 a typo in which the B was replaced by an N--and it was kept....because I LIKED IT!
verb
1. to complain; "What was that little niotch hollering about?" syn: gripe
2. say mean things syn: backbite
KK..Niotch, you might be actin' like you 12 years old...but she A GROWN ASS WOMAN--you need to break a nickel off a BO BICE!
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