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Ingrid Newkirk

Leader of the domestic terrorist group PeTA.

Recently found murdering pets in a PeTA owned deathvan, two members of Ingrid Newkirks organization await trial for animal abuse. While dumping freshly killed pets into dumpsters is acceptable under Ingrids watch, doing so in another state is illegal thus exposing PeTA for the hypocritical farce that it is.
PeTArd #1="I heard Ingrid Newkirks second in command uses drugs that were tested on animals. Is that true?"

PeTArd #2="That can't be true. It would shatter my already delicate psyche and make me cut myself is some sort of sick, twisted, self-loathing orgasm."

PeTArd #1="ZOMG!!! IT IZ TRU!!!11!"

PeTArd #2=*cuts self and listens to Emo in the dark...
by General Logic September 21, 2008
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newsies

they wear cool hats and say "get ya papes hea!"
Christian Bale is a hot newsie, my personal favorite is Skittery though.
by Jezca January 21, 2003
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Newz

1)Stupid information about nothing important.
2)A not so clever subject line on an email.

A word created by a man that made Bill Cosby jealous about his sweaters.
by B. Weaver, I mean Brian W. September 1, 2004
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newies

A slang term for newport cigarettes, which are menthol cigarettes and have fiber glass in them. They're the worst type of cigarette for you, so they make you feel bad ass when you smoke them. The most hard core cigarette out there.
Yo, I can i have one of your newies?
by Waif-like July 27, 2009
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newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)
Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003
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Newington College

Hectic school with great footy most teachers are fags

All the white kids think they r rich and think there fuckin hectic cunts. Half the kids gonna backstab u so don’t waste your time

If a white kid from this school says they will bash u don’t worry they r pussies and won’t do shit. If wogs or tongans says ur gonna get bashed ur fucked cunt

Footys a g up but half the coaches got no idea how to coach

Newington boys pull chicks

The boys are fucking legends yeww
Gazza: What school is that hectic cunt from

Davo: Yeah looks like Newington College

Sharlisha: Id make babies with him
by flubadbubbawoba August 22, 2019
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newdicking

Having sex with someone who you haven't had sex with before... (See also: redicking)
- I thought you were redicking that chick you used to date?

- I am, but I'm newdicking the chick I went out with last night....
by Marco Ace October 10, 2016
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