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A township in Delco which is outside of Philadelphia. It is by far the most lopsided town in the entire state. In Newton, you are either one rich motherfucker living North of West Chester Pike, or you are a middle-class, blue collar family living South of it. If you grew up in this town, you either went to Saint Anastasia, or Paxon, and then Marple Newton High. Some people in this town are actually insane. No joke, we have had out run-ins with hostage situations. We love our culture. Everyone here is an Irish or Italian Catholic Republican. We take our CYO sports way to serious. If you want to find the best Newtown Square citizens, stop by your local Wawa, head to Nell, or go to the nighborhoods near Media Line Road.
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Get the Newok mug.In upper-middle class, very historic and sterile town in Bucks county, PA. It's about 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. Although most of the newcomers are rich New Yorkers and New Jersyens who both want less taxes and regulation(guns) and Mayberry. The town is about 91% white not counting the old farts wich brings it up to probably 96% white. The town is as cute as it gets with a gap store and movie theatre right downtown.
It has basically obtained the crown of premiere suburb of middle bucks county away from yardley. Although Yardley has on old-money estate area east of it's downtown along with throngs of McMansions everywhere. Yardley is also right on the train line to Philadelphia.
The town is pretentious, yet is not impenetrable. You will find alot of decent folks there.
Great place to raise a family. Alot nearby; historical sites, New Hope, Lahaska, Philadelphia, Delaware river towns, Princeton.
The highschool kids probably are surrounded with a difficult drug and alcohol matrix around them. But what high school doesn't.
It has basically obtained the crown of premiere suburb of middle bucks county away from yardley. Although Yardley has on old-money estate area east of it's downtown along with throngs of McMansions everywhere. Yardley is also right on the train line to Philadelphia.
The town is pretentious, yet is not impenetrable. You will find alot of decent folks there.
Great place to raise a family. Alot nearby; historical sites, New Hope, Lahaska, Philadelphia, Delaware river towns, Princeton.
The highschool kids probably are surrounded with a difficult drug and alcohol matrix around them. But what high school doesn't.
Kid one: Who are moving from Yardely to Newtown next month.
Kid two: Why are you moving like only 1 mile away from your current house. Yardley's old-school, Newtown is where it's at now.
Kide one: Oh I get it, your about to graduate middle school and Pennsbury high's academics pale in comparison to Council Rock.
Kid two: Why are you moving like only 1 mile away from your current house. Yardley's old-school, Newtown is where it's at now.
Kide one: Oh I get it, your about to graduate middle school and Pennsbury high's academics pale in comparison to Council Rock.
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